Owner of Harry Styles' butt. Bitch level: Expert. Bitch is lowered when red velvet cupcakes are given. Dan Howell's golden llama. I like watching boys swim (One Direction please join Iwatobi Swim Club for fagsake) Straight ally of the LGBT (gay-o it's okay-o) I prove to people that tumblr is not a safe place for children. Though, innocent this theme looks, don't be fooled.